Office Rules 101

It would seem that some of my colleagues are not familiar with certain office rules that usually go unsaid, but should still be followed. The rules aren’t so strange really; I mean I would gander that they fall into the category of social norms and decency. In any case, it would appear that a few points need to be reiterated:
Today’s rules reminder: It is not OK to fart in the elevator! Seriously people. When I walk into the elevator as you walk out, and when the doors close behind me, and my senses are overwhelmed by your horrendous stench, I will know that it was you! I will understand why you had such a goofy, guilty look on you face! You can’t get away with it, and I will forever think of you as the guy who stank out the elevator!